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Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
~ Tastes Great, Less Sydney.
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
~ "Only Sydney has the answer." (DAMN RIGHT

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3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
~ "Come see the softer side of Sydney." (OMGAWD LOL)
4. How would you answer a booty call?
~ "All you add is Sydney."
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
~ "Keep that Sydney complexion!"
6. To someone you dislike?
~ "I Think, Therefore Sydney." (lolwhut?)
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
~ "Smart. Beautiful. Sydney." (OH GOD

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8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
~ "Does she or Doesn't she? Only her Sydney knows for sure." (wtf?? XD)
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
~ "Oh Hungry? Oh Sydney." (THAT SOUNDS APPROPRIATE

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10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
~ "Did somebody say Sydney?" (hahah what??)
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
~ "Silly Rabbit. Sydney is for kids!" (OH GOD

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12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
~ "America's Most Trusted Sydney."
13. What are the best words to describe you?
~ "I can't believe it's not Sydney."

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
~ "I saw Sydney and I thought of you." (lol what????

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15. Your last words before you die...
~ "Unzip a Sydney." (LOL)
16. Your message to a special someone..
~ "It's how Sydney is done." (HAHAHAHA)
17. Title of this post will be..
~ "It's Sydney time." (FFFFFFFF. This works so well

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